WARNO: DoD Invests $1B in Generative AI That Creates Infinite PowerPoint Frameworks to Justify Future DoD Investments

Initial details on Geneve AI sparse but read below for initial report

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold leap forward for Pentagon modernization, the Department of Defense today announced a $1 billion investment through the Chief Digital and Artificial Intelligence Office (CDAO) into Geneve AI — a generative artificial intelligence platform designed exclusively to generate recursive, self-replicating PowerPoint frameworks.

Unlike previous AI models designed for targeting, logistics, or warfighting, Geneve AI focuses entirely on stylized slides featuring overlapping ovals, trapezoidal arrows, and diagonal swimlanes — all color-coded by urgency and strategic ambiguity.

“This is a breakthrough,” said Dr. Carleton Spindle, Deputy Assistant Secretary of Infinite Complexity. “Geneve AI can now generate a ‘systems of systems of systems’ model with nested cross-domain dependencies and a framework lifecycle maturity grid — all before your coffee even finishes brewing.”